Random musings and prose from a writer at heart and a lover by designTumblr (3.0; @deepsmit)http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/“They say the best Prime Rib is aged. A little wrinkly and fatty on the outside but on the inside.”<br/><br/> - <em>Saturday Night Live Episode 26:05</em>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/47511880037http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/47511880037Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:00:08 -0400Saturday Night Live“My parents always told me if I wanted dessert I had to fuck everything on my plate.”<br/><br/> - <em>Joel McHale</em>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/46692276699http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/46692276699Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:17:17 -0400The Soup02/20/2013<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz8fwDD271rxjw15o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Someday I’ll tie rope as good as this.</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45588512217http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45588512217Sun, 17 Mar 2013 11:21:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d87a91cd1fb70038f20121827828001f/tumblr_mjpx7zWVk01qa1iiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45522967494http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45522967494Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:18:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fj4zwF4J1qbe0gto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Love this band</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45522786760http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45522786760Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:15:49 -0400“There will always be haters that’s the way it is<br/> Hater Ni$$ers marry Hater Bi@$hs and have Hater Kids”<br/><br/> - <em>Kanye West</em>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45466945088http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/45466945088Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:32:30 -0400“When one is in love one begins by deceiving oneself, one ends by deceiving others. That is what world calls a romance.”<br/><br/> - <em>Oscar Wilde</em>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44843845487http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44843845487Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:52:14 -0500oscar wilde<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b50ecf27c8510893d360d3e26943600/tumblr_mj26lvddAt1r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2110b240b4dde0039f1fe6353209ad9c/tumblr_mj26lvddAt1r5zq6ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/301ac6bcb588985363cfa723b47c6793/tumblr_mj26lvddAt1r5zq6ao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7906015a405ec0aacc254ec82587a907/tumblr_mj26lvddAt1r5zq6ao4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hiipsterdirk.tumblr.com/post/44582492222/nikkisanjuan-how-to-ruin-your-childrens-porn" target="_blank">hiipsterdirk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nikkisanjuan.tumblr.com/post/44525668259" target="_blank">nikkisanjuan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>How to ruin your children’s porn step 1</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s parenting done right</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>You Mom is a cock blocker …</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44731143413http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44731143413Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:40:44 -0500cock block<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa7138cb523d1772e59bff300bd05675/tumblr_mhtk00tl7C1rjn18vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44386753617http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44386753617Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:45:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4da956f5b68978a5c04f6437e25bb021/tumblr_mit1l0uHzs1qh3trqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I second that!</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44028910023http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44028910023Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:00:11 -0500“A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.”<br/><br/> - <em>Oscar Wilde</em>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44027311233http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/44027311233Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:39:51 -0500Oscar Wilde<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfe6a8bf9c091f5a32de0435efef6cbe/tumblr_mheqk77Y5p1qdr7w6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now that’s ballin’</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/42004328399http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/42004328399Fri, 01 Feb 2013 00:25:43 -0500Rick Ross<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f40359fd213b5c1fee046c28ac9fbd73/tumblr_mgqmkejC1v1qh3trqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Something bit me … hopfully I get magical powers …</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/40706222827http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/40706222827Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:33:49 -0500Me<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74cbfcf6d2ffceb911fa6df0ffe02b38/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8742635b69bff6874e79d9fa79a49c32/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/95496be80a3da55c8566e8e1dbc95b1e/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66279c0bb41b963312a9199fe51e668a/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8277b58da126b8c5853d6b07c593b35/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc41f0b334d77e82b5970d5ca171f375/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d86ad20883063cfa225395e3e71f9f3/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o9_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ba6ddd2c4a92d543af68db9abacd8f4/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b07099520012baddb8603d5b37d6bf35/tumblr_mf5cp0WaBR1rcbta1o7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Grilled Cheese Porn …</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/40687843512http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/40687843512Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:50:01 -0500food porn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mazq5w9IiW1ry7z3xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/39897131664http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/39897131664Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:08:56 -0500Sandy: Take your disease-riddled whore and fuck her in hell, for all eternity! While the devil burns you with hot, jagged metal! And suffocates you, with molten fury!http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/39463002755http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/39463002755Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:07:42 -0500The Rebound MovieThe ReboundRebound“The Man: I am your boyfriend.<br/> The Woman: What kind of fucked up boyfriend/girlfriend situation would this be? We don’t have sex! I don’t even like you!”<br/><br/> - <em>The Movie “Good Dick”</em>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/36824376690http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/36824376690Thu, 29 Nov 2012 15:29:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3oxezEkj1qzuntuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It funny thou … .</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/35185540834http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/35185540834Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:17:03 -0500<p><span>Now back to our regularly scheduled lives &#8230;</span></p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/35185266896http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/35185266896Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:13:14 -0500<p>Tumbler *scroll* *scholl*</p> <p>*Uh oh* Oh hey I got a new text message coming in. </p> <p>I wonder where my phone is? Maybe I &#8216;ll find it after eating pork rindes and empenadas . </p> <p>Tumblr *scroll* *scroll* </p> <p>WTF LOL my phone is right in my hands. But I don&#8217;t wanna close Tumblr right now.</p>http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/33886209054http://deepsmit.tumblr.com/post/33886209054Fri, 19 Oct 2012 05:27:00 -0400